You have got to be kidding me. It has been around ten years now and I just had the Spice Girls erased from my brain and now I have to bring it all up again. It has never been a secret that putting hot women in front of hot cars is a sure way to sell them, the cars not the women. Land Rover has announced the most daring evolution of that marketing scheme ever devised. The new plan is to let the hot women design the car.

When I drive Chicago new LR2 owners look on in jealousy because when I drive Chicago Land Rover lr4 is more my style. I may not have a beautiful woman standing in front of my car when I’m not there but then again I’m not trying to sell it. Hot ladies have always had their place in the auto industry, but the latest move doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Remember the Spice Girls? Of course you do. Do you remember that Meatloaf was the bus driver in their ridiculous movie? Of course I do.

Anyway, Victoria Beckham, once known as Posh Spice, whatever that means, is now being brought on board by Land Rover to design a new vehicle. I still can’t wrap my brain around this one. Her soccer playing hubby can no longer kick the ball, and yes I said soccer. Let the rest of the world call it football. Here in America we have a real sport already holding that name until Soccer becomes a man and decides to challenge it. Good luck!

Maybe Land Rover is on to something. Anyone I have ever spoken with about an LR always says the same thing. The interior is tiny and is one of the most uncomfortable motor vehicles on the world market. I suddenly get it! With Posh Spice on board and all of her experience traveling around in a double decked tour bus driven by a pop legend and a blonde pig tailed adult with a sucker and fluffy swing, she’s totally used to room and luxury. Genius Land Rover! Double decked Land Rover here I come!